My dog ate my NFT. Not the file. The hardware wallet.

I stored my crypto on a hardware wallet. My golden retriever, Mr. Buffett, ate it. Not metaphorically. He physically consumed the device. The vet said he is fine. I am not fine. $4,200 in ETH is inside Mr. Buffett somewhere. The vet says it will pass in 3-5 days. I am monitoring the situation closely. Please do not ask how. Please send help. Mr. Buffett is happy. I am not. 🙏