Hall of Shame

Cancer treatment is bankrupting me and I have no one to ask

I lost my job 6 months ago and I am running out of time.

My dog ate my NFT. Not the file. The hardware wallet.

I flew to Japan for a limited-edition convenience store sandwich

I sent flowers to my favorite idol every week for 4 years.

Spent my rent money on a Pokémon card. It was holographic.

My cat eats better than I do and I am okay with this.

Spent $2,000 on a figure that is now in a box I am afraid to open

Pre-ordered 7 different versions of the same album

I bought a gaming chair and told my wife it was "for my back."

I bought every expansion pack of a card game I don't even play

I have sent my favorite streamer $6,200 in donations over 3 years.

I maxed out my credit card on gacha and got no SSR units

I bought sneakers to flip. I could not flip them. They were too beautiful.

Bought a $900 mechanical keyboard. I type 4 words per minute.

I put my rent money into $BEGGAR and now I need to beg

I have been building a Gundam for 14 months. It is 40% complete.

I own 300 Steam games. I have played 11 of them.

I have been writing letters to my future self every year since I was 19. I am now 34. Last month I read them all.

My father and I have not spoken in 4 years. Last week he emailed me. The subject line was "the plant."

I have been learning piano for 3 years to play one song at my best friend's wedding. The wedding is in 6 weeks.

I found my grandfather's journal in a box after he passed. He wrote in English. He never told us he spoke English.

I have been pronouncing "quinoa" wrong for 6 years. I just found out.

First penguin is...

I waved back at someone who was not waving at me. This was 11 years ago. I think about it weekly.

I accidentally liked a photo from 2014 on my crush's Instagram. Here is my 3am crisis report.

I have been pretending to understand a joke at work for 3 years.

I have been feeding a stray cat for 2 years. Last week he brought me something.

I wrote a 5-star review for a restaurant I have never been to. It has 847 likes.