Pre-ordered 7 different versions of the same album

My favorite artist dropped a new album with 7 different physical versions. Limited editions. Region exclusives. One had a photobook. One had a USB shaped like her face. I pre-ordered all 7. Total: $340. I am a grown adult with a mortgage. The USB shaped like her face arrived today. It does not work as a USB. It is just a face. I love it. I cannot pay my internet bill. Please help me stream her music. 🙏