I bought a gaming chair and told my wife it was "for my back."

My back was fine. I have never had back problems in my life. I saw a Secretlab Titan at $599 and something happened in my brain. I told my wife the doctor recommended it. There is no doctor. I do not have a doctor. She asked to see the receipt. The receipt says "GAMING CHAIR - TITAN SERIES - NEON EDITION." The word gaming is printed in large font. She has not spoken to me in 4 days. The chair is incredibly comfortable. Please help me buy flowers. 🙏